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> At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of Senior

> > > > > Citizens were sitting around talking about their

> > > > > ailments: " My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this

> > > > > cup of coffee, " said one.

> > > > >

> > > > > " Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see

> > > > > my coffee, " replied another. " I can't turn my head

> > > > > because of the arthritis in my neck, " said a third, to

> > > > > which several nodded weakly in agreement.

> > > > >

> > > > > " My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, " .... another

> > > > > went on. " I guess that's the price we pay for getting

> > > > > old, " winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

> > > > >

> > > > > Then there was a short moment of silence. " Well, it's

> > > > > not that bad, " said one woman cheerfully. " Thank God we

> > > > > can all still drive. "

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> Do You Suffer from AAADD (Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)?

> Here's the symptoms.

> You decide to do the laundry, start down the hall, and notice the

> newspaper on the table. OK, you're going to do the laundry

> ... BUT FIRST you're going to read the newspaper. After that, you notice

> the mail on the table. OK, you'll just put the newspaper in the recycle

> stack...

> ...BUT FIRST you'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are

> any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's

> the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. You're going to look

> for that checkbook...

>

> ...BUT FIRST you need to put the glass in the sink. You head for the

> kitchen, look out the window, notice your poor flowers need a drink of

> water. You put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV

> on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? You'll just put it away...

>

> ...BUT FIRST need to water those plants. You head for the door and...

> Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, you'll put the

> remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat.

>

> END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass

> is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and

> the cat ate the remote control

>

> ...And, when you try to figure out how come nothing got done today,

> you're baffled because ... YOU KNOW YOU WERE BUSY ALL DAY! You realize

> this condition is serious ...you want to get help ... BUT FIRST...you

> decide to check your e-mail.

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> At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of Senior

> > > > > Citizens were sitting around talking about their

> > > > > ailments: " My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this

> > > > > cup of coffee, " said one.

> > > > >

> > > > > " Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see

> > > > > my coffee, " replied another. " I can't turn my head

> > > > > because of the arthritis in my neck, " said a third, to

> > > > > which several nodded weakly in agreement.

> > > > >

> > > > > " My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, " .... another

> > > > > went on. " I guess that's the price we pay for getting

> > > > > old, " winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

> > > > >

> > > > > Then there was a short moment of silence. " Well, it's

> > > > > not that bad, " said one woman cheerfully. " Thank God we

> > > > > can all still drive. "

****************

> Do You Suffer from AAADD (Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)?

> Here's the symptoms.

> You decide to do the laundry, start down the hall, and notice the

> newspaper on the table. OK, you're going to do the laundry

> ... BUT FIRST you're going to read the newspaper. After that, you notice

> the mail on the table. OK, you'll just put the newspaper in the recycle

> stack...

> ...BUT FIRST you'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are

> any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's

> the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. You're going to look

> for that checkbook...

>

> ...BUT FIRST you need to put the glass in the sink. You head for the

> kitchen, look out the window, notice your poor flowers need a drink of

> water. You put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV

> on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? You'll just put it away...

>

> ...BUT FIRST need to water those plants. You head for the door and...

> Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, you'll put the

> remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat.

>

> END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass

> is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and

> the cat ate the remote control

>

> ...And, when you try to figure out how come nothing got done today,

> you're baffled because ... YOU KNOW YOU WERE BUSY ALL DAY! You realize

> this condition is serious ...you want to get help ... BUT FIRST...you

> decide to check your e-mail.

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I do but I am only 33! Does that mean it gets worse ;-)

Kathleen

> > Do You Suffer from AAADD (Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)?

> > Here's the symptoms.

> > You decide to do the laundry, start down the hall, and notice the

> > newspaper on the table. OK, you're going to do the laundry

> > ... BUT FIRST you're going to read the newspaper. After that, you notice

> > the mail on the table. OK, you'll just put the newspaper in the recycle

> > stack...

> > ...BUT FIRST you'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are

> > any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's

> > the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. You're going to look

> > for that checkbook...

> >

> > ...BUT FIRST you need to put the glass in the sink. You head for the

> > kitchen, look out the window, notice your poor flowers need a drink of

> > water. You put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV

> > on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? You'll just put it away...

> >

> > ...BUT FIRST need to water those plants. You head for the door and...

> > Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, you'll put the

> > remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat.

> >

> > END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor,

glass

> > is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and

> > the cat ate the remote control

> >

> > ...And, when you try to figure out how come nothing got done today,

> > you're baffled because ... YOU KNOW YOU WERE BUSY ALL DAY! You realize

> > this condition is serious ...you want to get help ... BUT FIRST...you

> > decide to check your e-mail.

>

>

>

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I do but I am only 33! Does that mean it gets worse ;-)

Kathleen

> > Do You Suffer from AAADD (Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)?

> > Here's the symptoms.

> > You decide to do the laundry, start down the hall, and notice the

> > newspaper on the table. OK, you're going to do the laundry

> > ... BUT FIRST you're going to read the newspaper. After that, you notice

> > the mail on the table. OK, you'll just put the newspaper in the recycle

> > stack...

> > ...BUT FIRST you'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are

> > any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's

> > the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. You're going to look

> > for that checkbook...

> >

> > ...BUT FIRST you need to put the glass in the sink. You head for the

> > kitchen, look out the window, notice your poor flowers need a drink of

> > water. You put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV

> > on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? You'll just put it away...

> >

> > ...BUT FIRST need to water those plants. You head for the door and...

> > Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, you'll put the

> > remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat.

> >

> > END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor,

glass

> > is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and

> > the cat ate the remote control

> >

> > ...And, when you try to figure out how come nothing got done today,

> > you're baffled because ... YOU KNOW YOU WERE BUSY ALL DAY! You realize

> > this condition is serious ...you want to get help ... BUT FIRST...you

> > decide to check your e-mail.

>

>

>

> ******************

>

>

>

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