Fw: Last Day of Kindergarten joke

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> > The Last Day of Kindergarten

> > On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for

> > their teacher.

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> > The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up

and

> > said " I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers! "

> > " That's right! " shouted the little boy.

> > Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She

held

> > it up, shook it and said " I bet I know what it is - it's a box of

candy! "

> > " That's right! " shouted the little girl.

> > The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it

> > up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and

> > tasted it. " Is it wine? " she asked.

> > " No, " the boy answered.

> > The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. " Is it champagne? " she

> > asked.

> > " No, " the boy answered.

> > ''What is it? "

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> > " A puppy! "

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> > The Last Day of Kindergarten

> > On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for

> > their teacher.

> >

> > The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up

and

> > said " I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers! "

> > " That's right! " shouted the little boy.

> > Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She

held

> > it up, shook it and said " I bet I know what it is - it's a box of

candy! "

> > " That's right! " shouted the little girl.

> > The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it

> > up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and

> > tasted it. " Is it wine? " she asked.

> > " No, " the boy answered.

> > The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. " Is it champagne? " she

> > asked.

> > " No, " the boy answered.

> > ''What is it? "

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> > " A puppy! "

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