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Subj: Wonder if this is True > A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked > to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the > husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short > nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take > the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading > her book. > Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and > said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" > "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it > obvious?" > "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. > "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and > write you up." > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate > woman. > "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff. > "Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment." > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can > also think. >

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Fw: Wonder if this is True

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Subj: Wonder if this is True > A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked > to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the > husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short > nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take > the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading > her book. > Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and > said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" > "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it > obvious?" > "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. > "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and > write you up." > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate > woman. > "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff. > "Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment." > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can > also think. >