Guest guest Posted October 30, 2001 Report Share Posted October 30, 2001 > > > > >> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate > on. > > > >The > > > >> first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, > > > >> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " > > > >> The second responds, " yeah, but you should try electricians! > > Everything > > > >> inside them is color-coded. " > > > >> The third surgeon says, " No, I really think librarians are the > > > >> best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > > >> The fourth surgeon chimes in, " you know, I like construction > > > >workers...those > > > >> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the > end, > > and > > > >> when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > > >> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, " you're all > > > >wrong. > > > >> Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, > > and > > > >no > > > >> spine, and the head and rear are interchangeable. " > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2001 Report Share Posted October 30, 2001 > > > > >> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate > on. > > > >The > > > >> first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, > > > >> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " > > > >> The second responds, " yeah, but you should try electricians! > > Everything > > > >> inside them is color-coded. " > > > >> The third surgeon says, " No, I really think librarians are the > > > >> best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > > >> The fourth surgeon chimes in, " you know, I like construction > > > >workers...those > > > >> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the > end, > > and > > > >> when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > > >> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, " you're all > > > >wrong. > > > >> Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, > > and > > > >no > > > >> spine, and the head and rear are interchangeable. " > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.