Nuts

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Hi

Here is a good one that was sent to me! Hope you enjoy it too!Lots of Love

Glenda

The next time you're thinking you'reold and outta shape. Read this again.On the outskirts of town, there was abig old pecan tree by the cemeteryfence. One day two boys filled up abucketful of nuts and sat down by thetree, out of sight, and began dividingthe nuts."One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me," said one boy.Several were dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy cameriding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voicesfrom inside the cemetery. He slowed downto investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me." He just knew what it was."Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and theLord dividing the souls at the cemetery."He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man witha cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick,"said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at thecemetery dividing up the souls."The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you seeit's hard for me to walk."When the boy insisted, though, the man hobbledto the cemetery. Standing by the fence theyheard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me."The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin'the truth. Let's see if we can see the devilhimself." Shaking with fear, they peered throughthe fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wroughtiron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as theytried to get a glimpse of Satan.At last they heard, "One for you, one for me, andone last one for you. That's all. Now let's goget those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."They say the old guy made it back to town 5minutes before the boy.

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[Guest guest]

Hi

Here is a good one that was sent to me! Hope you enjoy it too!Lots of Love

Glenda

The next time you're thinking you'reold and outta shape. Read this again.On the outskirts of town, there was abig old pecan tree by the cemeteryfence. One day two boys filled up abucketful of nuts and sat down by thetree, out of sight, and began dividingthe nuts."One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me," said one boy.Several were dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy cameriding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voicesfrom inside the cemetery. He slowed downto investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me." He just knew what it was."Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and theLord dividing the souls at the cemetery."He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man witha cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick,"said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at thecemetery dividing up the souls."The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you seeit's hard for me to walk."When the boy insisted, though, the man hobbledto the cemetery. Standing by the fence theyheard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me."The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin'the truth. Let's see if we can see the devilhimself." Shaking with fear, they peered throughthe fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wroughtiron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as theytried to get a glimpse of Satan.At last they heard, "One for you, one for me, andone last one for you. That's all. Now let's goget those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."They say the old guy made it back to town 5minutes before the boy.

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