Guest guest Posted September 9, 2001 Report Share Posted September 9, 2001 > A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when > his wife > sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. " What > was that for? " he says. " That was for the piece of paper in your pants > pocket with the name lou written on it, " she replies. > " Two weeks ago when I went to the races, lou was the name of one of > the horses I bet on, " he > explains. > She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the > house. > Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails > him with an even bigger frying pan, > knocking him out cold. > When he comes to, he says, " What the hell was that > for? " > " Your horse phoned. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 9, 2001 Report Share Posted September 9, 2001 > A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when > his wife > sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. " What > was that for? " he says. " That was for the piece of paper in your pants > pocket with the name lou written on it, " she replies. > " Two weeks ago when I went to the races, lou was the name of one of > the horses I bet on, " he > explains. > She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the > house. > Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails > him with an even bigger frying pan, > knocking him out cold. > When he comes to, he says, " What the hell was that > for? " > " Your horse phoned. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2001 Report Share Posted September 10, 2001 A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when > his wife > sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What > was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants > pocket with the name lou written on it," she replies. > "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, lou was the name of one of > the horses I bet on," he > explains. roflmao... that was a good one! Thanks! Love ya Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2001 Report Share Posted September 10, 2001 A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when > his wife > sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What > was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants > pocket with the name lou written on it," she replies. > "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, lou was the name of one of > the horses I bet on," he > explains. roflmao... that was a good one! Thanks! Love ya Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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