Things You Really Need To Know.

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Things You Really Need To Know.

1. Birds of a feather flock together and then poop on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for It.

For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't

hurt.

3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

4. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the

right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting

moment.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,

because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.

8. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 9.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

10. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's

really in trouble.

11. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around

the sun.

12. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

[Guest guest]

Things You Really Need To Know.

1. Birds of a feather flock together and then poop on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for It.

For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't

hurt.

3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

4. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the

right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting

moment.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,

because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.

8. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 9.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

10. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's

really in trouble.

11. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around

the sun.

12. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.