Guest guest Posted September 21, 2001 Report Share Posted September 21, 2001 Two good ole Southern boys were having the blue plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, " Think we otta' help? " " I reckon, " said the second hillbilly. The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, " Kin yew breathe? " She shook her head no. " Kin yew talk? " he asked. She again shook her head no. With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted her skirt, and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, " Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 21, 2001 Report Share Posted September 21, 2001 Two good ole Southern boys were having the blue plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, " Think we otta' help? " " I reckon, " said the second hillbilly. The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, " Kin yew breathe? " She shook her head no. " Kin yew talk? " he asked. She again shook her head no. With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted her skirt, and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, " Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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