Guest guest Posted November 6, 2001 Report Share Posted November 6, 2001 > > > > Sounds like a good idea?????? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Three guys, one Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out > > > > walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie > pops > > out > > > >of it. > > > > " I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total " , says the > > > >Genie. > > > >The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will > > > >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " > > > >With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever > > > >made fertile for farming. > > > > > > > >Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said " I want a wall around > Afghanistan, > > > >so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious > > state " . > > > >Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > > around > > > >Afghanistan. > > > > > > > >Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer) asks I'm very curious. Please tell > > me > > > >more about this wall The Genie explains. " Well, it's about 15,000 > feet > > > >high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country, nothing can > > get > > > >in or out--virtually impenetrable. " > > > >Uncle Sam say, " Fill it with water " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2001 Report Share Posted November 6, 2001 > > > > Sounds like a good idea?????? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Three guys, one Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out > > > > walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie > pops > > out > > > >of it. > > > > " I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total " , says the > > > >Genie. > > > >The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will > > > >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " > > > >With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever > > > >made fertile for farming. > > > > > > > >Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said " I want a wall around > Afghanistan, > > > >so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious > > state " . > > > >Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > > around > > > >Afghanistan. > > > > > > > >Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer) asks I'm very curious. Please tell > > me > > > >more about this wall The Genie explains. " Well, it's about 15,000 > feet > > > >high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country, nothing can > > get > > > >in or out--virtually impenetrable. " > > > >Uncle Sam say, " Fill it with water " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2001 Report Share Posted November 6, 2001 Good One!!!! > > > > > > > > Sounds like a good idea?????? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Three guys, one Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out > > > > > walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie > > pops > > > out > > > > >of it. > > > > > " I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total " , says > the > > > > >Genie. > > > > >The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son > will > > > > >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " > > > > >With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was > forever > > > > >made fertile for farming. > > > > > > > > > >Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said " I want a wall around > > Afghanistan, > > > > >so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious > > > state " . > > > > >Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > > > around > > > > >Afghanistan. > > > > > > > > > >Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer) asks I'm very curious. Please > tell > > > me > > > > >more about this wall The Genie explains. " Well, it's about 15,000 > > feet > > > > >high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country, nothing > can > > > get > > > > >in or out--virtually impenetrable. " > > > > >Uncle Sam say, " Fill it with water " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2001 Report Share Posted November 6, 2001 Good One!!!! > > > > > > > > Sounds like a good idea?????? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Three guys, one Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out > > > > > walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie > > pops > > > out > > > > >of it. > > > > > " I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total " , says > the > > > > >Genie. > > > > >The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son > will > > > > >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " > > > > >With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was > forever > > > > >made fertile for farming. > > > > > > > > > >Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said " I want a wall around > > Afghanistan, > > > > >so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious > > > state " . > > > > >Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > > > around > > > > >Afghanistan. > > > > > > > > > >Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer) asks I'm very curious. Please > tell > > > me > > > > >more about this wall The Genie explains. " Well, it's about 15,000 > > feet > > > > >high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country, nothing > can > > > get > > > > >in or out--virtually impenetrable. " > > > > >Uncle Sam say, " Fill it with water " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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