Fw: A Little Southern Comfort joke

[Guest guest]

Judee, loved these..... had to send them on to others... Thanks again for

brightening up our days.

hugs

[Guest guest]

Judee, loved these..... had to send them on to others... Thanks again for

brightening up our days.

hugs

[Guest guest]

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> > > thought you all would like this one ha! ha!

> > >

> > > Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed

> > > away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

> > > She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

> > > --------------------------------------------------------

> > > Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The Georgia

> > > 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

> > > " Where do you live? " asked the operator.

> > > Bubba replied, " At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. "

> > > The operator asked, " Can you spell that for me?

> > > There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, " How 'bout

> > > if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there? "

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

> > > When you call the front desk and say " I've gotta leak in

> > > my sink " and the person at the front desk says " go ahead. "

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

> > > There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his

> > > Pickup truck.

> > > -------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking

> > > age in Tennessee to 32?

> > > It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high

> > > schools!

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > What do they call reruns of " Hee Haw " in Mississippi?

> > > A documentary.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How many South Carolina rednecks does it take to eat a

> > > 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Why did God invent armadillos?

> > > So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Where was the toothbrush invented?

> > > Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have

> > > been called a teethbrush.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Missouri State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.

> > > He says to the driver, " Got any ID? "

> > > The driver says, " Bout what? "

> > > -------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State

> > > Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Why did O. J. Simpson wants to move to West Virginia?

> > > Everyone has the same DNA.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock,

> > > Arkansas burned down?

> > > Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > A new law recently passed in North Carolina:

> > > When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and

> > > sister.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?

> > > I-40.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > A Mississippi man came home and found his house on fire.

> > > He rushed to the fire station and shouted

> > > " My house is on fire! " " OK, " replied the fireman, " how do

> > > we get there? "

> > >

> > > " Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?

> > > _____

> > >

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> >

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>

> > > thought you all would like this one ha! ha!

> > >

> > > Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed

> > > away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

> > > She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

> > > --------------------------------------------------------

> > > Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The Georgia

> > > 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

> > > " Where do you live? " asked the operator.

> > > Bubba replied, " At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. "

> > > The operator asked, " Can you spell that for me?

> > > There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, " How 'bout

> > > if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there? "

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

> > > When you call the front desk and say " I've gotta leak in

> > > my sink " and the person at the front desk says " go ahead. "

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

> > > There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his

> > > Pickup truck.

> > > -------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking

> > > age in Tennessee to 32?

> > > It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high

> > > schools!

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > What do they call reruns of " Hee Haw " in Mississippi?

> > > A documentary.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > How many South Carolina rednecks does it take to eat a

> > > 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Why did God invent armadillos?

> > > So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Where was the toothbrush invented?

> > > Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have

> > > been called a teethbrush.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Missouri State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.

> > > He says to the driver, " Got any ID? "

> > > The driver says, " Bout what? "

> > > -------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State

> > > Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Why did O. J. Simpson wants to move to West Virginia?

> > > Everyone has the same DNA.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock,

> > > Arkansas burned down?

> > > Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > A new law recently passed in North Carolina:

> > > When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and

> > > sister.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?

> > > I-40.

> > > --------------------------------------------------

> > > A Mississippi man came home and found his house on fire.

> > > He rushed to the fire station and shouted

> > > " My house is on fire! " " OK, " replied the fireman, " how do

> > > we get there? "

> > >

> > > " Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?

> > > _____

> > >

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> >

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