Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 This is great!!! LOLOLOL What I've learned as I've matured---- > > >> > > >> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. > > >> All you can do is stalk them and hope they are so paralyzed with >fear > > >> that they give in. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just > > >> assholes. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, > > >> and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen >minutes. > > >> After that, you'd better have a great ass or huge boobs. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others > > >> -they are usually more screwed up than you think. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're > > >> finished. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are > > >>celebrities, politicians or clergymen. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship >is > > >>at > > >> first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to > > >>take its place. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, > > >> they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken > > >>from > > >> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned to say "Screw them if they can't take a joke..." in 6 > > >> languages. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Now... Your responsibility is to pass this along to 5 >friends...trust > > >>me,they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. > > >>If not...Tough Shit > > >> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 This is great!!! LOLOLOL What I've learned as I've matured---- > > >> > > >> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. > > >> All you can do is stalk them and hope they are so paralyzed with >fear > > >> that they give in. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just > > >> assholes. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, > > >> and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen >minutes. > > >> After that, you'd better have a great ass or huge boobs. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others > > >> -they are usually more screwed up than you think. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're > > >> finished. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are > > >>celebrities, politicians or clergymen. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship >is > > >>at > > >> first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to > > >>take its place. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, > > >> they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken > > >>from > > >> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned to say "Screw them if they can't take a joke..." in 6 > > >> languages. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Now... Your responsibility is to pass this along to 5 >friends...trust > > >>me,they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. > > >>If not...Tough Shit > > >> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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