15 Signs You Drank Too Much

[Guest guest]

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping - with your Oldsmobile.

14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe

distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

13 - Thanks to you, Jack s stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.

11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's

pancakes.

9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the

automobile.

8 - You're now the proud inventor of the " Slim Jim " : Ultra Slim-Fast shakes

made with Jim Beam.

7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the

shape of a bottle.

5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, " Hey, it's Vomit Man! "

4 - The dorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to

find your pants.

3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into

a

pan of frying onions.

2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

1 - You're now sober enough to realize " Drink Canada Dry " is a slogan and

not a personal challenge.

[Guest guest]

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping - with your Oldsmobile.

14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe

distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

13 - Thanks to you, Jack s stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.

11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's

pancakes.

9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the

automobile.

8 - You're now the proud inventor of the " Slim Jim " : Ultra Slim-Fast shakes

made with Jim Beam.

7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the

shape of a bottle.

5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, " Hey, it's Vomit Man! "

4 - The dorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to

find your pants.

3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into

a

pan of frying onions.

2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

1 - You're now sober enough to realize " Drink Canada Dry " is a slogan and

not a personal challenge.