Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 What I've learned as I've matured---- > > >> > > >> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. > > >> All you can do is stalk them and hope they are so paralyzed with >fear > > >> that they give in. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just > > >> assholes. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, > > >> and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen >minutes. > > >> After that, you'd better have a great ass or huge boobs. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others > > >> -they are usually more screwed up than you think. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're > > >> finished. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are > > >>celebrities, politicians or clergymen. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship >is > > >>at > > >> first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to > > >>take its place. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, > > >> they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken > > >>from > > >> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned to say "Screw them if they can't take a joke..." in 6 > > >> languages. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Now... Your responsibility is to pass this along to 5 >friends...trust > > >>me,they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. > > >>If not...Tough Shit > > >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 What I've learned as I've matured---- > > >> > > >> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. > > >> All you can do is stalk them and hope they are so paralyzed with >fear > > >> that they give in. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just > > >> assholes. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, > > >> and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen >minutes. > > >> After that, you'd better have a great ass or huge boobs. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others > > >> -they are usually more screwed up than you think. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're > > >> finished. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are > > >>celebrities, politicians or clergymen. > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship >is > > >>at > > >> first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to > > >>take its place. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, > > >> they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken > > >>from > > >> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> I've learned to say "Screw them if they can't take a joke..." in 6 > > >> languages. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Now... Your responsibility is to pass this along to 5 >friends...trust > > >>me,they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. > > >>If not...Tough Shit > > >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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