Guest guest Posted September 21, 2001 Report Share Posted September 21, 2001 In a message dated 09/19/2001 11:29:55 AM Central Daylight Time, JudyStout writes: << I AM THANKFUL FOR ...... >> Thought we could all use this! Judy I AM THANKFUL FOR ...... > > THE PARTNER WHO HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT, > BECAUSE HE/SHE IS NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. > > THE TEENAGER WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES > BUT IS WATCHING TV, BECAUSE THAT MEANS > HE/SHE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS. > > FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT > MEANS THAT I, AM EMPLOYED. > > FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, > BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN > SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. > > FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO > SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH > TO EAT. > > FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME > WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I, AM IN > THE SUNSHINE. > > FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, > WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND > GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE > IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. > > FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT > THE GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS > THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. > > FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR > END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND > THAT I HAVE TRANSPORTATION. > > FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I, AM WARM. > > FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH > THAT SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS > THAT I CAN HEAR. > > FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING, > BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. > > FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES > AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. > > FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE > EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT > MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE. > > AND FINALLY...... > > FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE > THINKING OF ME. > > (SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT, > AND WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS SO > BAD, READ THIS AGAIN.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 21, 2001 Report Share Posted September 21, 2001 In a message dated 09/19/2001 11:29:55 AM Central Daylight Time, JudyStout writes: << I AM THANKFUL FOR ...... >> Thought we could all use this! Judy I AM THANKFUL FOR ...... > > THE PARTNER WHO HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT, > BECAUSE HE/SHE IS NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. > > THE TEENAGER WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES > BUT IS WATCHING TV, BECAUSE THAT MEANS > HE/SHE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS. > > FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT > MEANS THAT I, AM EMPLOYED. > > FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, > BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN > SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. > > FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO > SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH > TO EAT. > > FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME > WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I, AM IN > THE SUNSHINE. > > FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, > WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND > GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE > IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. > > FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT > THE GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS > THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. > > FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR > END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND > THAT I HAVE TRANSPORTATION. > > FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I, AM WARM. > > FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH > THAT SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS > THAT I CAN HEAR. > > FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING, > BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. > > FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES > AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. > > FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE > EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT > MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE. > > AND FINALLY...... > > FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT > MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE > THINKING OF ME. > > (SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT, > AND WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS SO > BAD, READ THIS AGAIN.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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