Guest guest Posted November 3, 2001 Report Share Posted November 3, 2001 > > > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked > > and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. > > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit > > patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached > > the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, > > shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the > > steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, " I come home to find all > > my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? > They > > send me a BLIND policeman! " > > ----------------------------------------------------------- > > > > A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,she > > managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was > applying > > fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. The trooper gasped. " Your > car > > looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant " ! > > > > Are you OK ma'am? " " Yes, officer, I'm just fine " the blonde chirped. > > " Well, how in the world did this happen? " the officer asked as he surveyed > > the wrecked car. > > > > " Officer, it was the strangest thing! " the blonde began. I was driving > along > > this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I > > swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left > and > > there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! > I > > swerved to the left and there was... " > > > > " Uh, ma'am, " the officer said, cutting her off, " There isn't a tree on > this > > road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth. " > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2001 Report Share Posted November 3, 2001 > > > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked > > and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. > > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit > > patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached > > the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, > > shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the > > steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, " I come home to find all > > my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? > They > > send me a BLIND policeman! " > > ----------------------------------------------------------- > > > > A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,she > > managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was > applying > > fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. The trooper gasped. " Your > car > > looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant " ! > > > > Are you OK ma'am? " " Yes, officer, I'm just fine " the blonde chirped. > > " Well, how in the world did this happen? " the officer asked as he surveyed > > the wrecked car. > > > > " Officer, it was the strangest thing! " the blonde began. I was driving > along > > this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I > > swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left > and > > there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! > I > > swerved to the left and there was... " > > > > " Uh, ma'am, " the officer said, cutting her off, " There isn't a tree on > this > > road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth. " > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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