Guest guest Posted September 13, 2001 Report Share Posted September 13, 2001 A young child is a noise with dirt on it. A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children. Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home. Having children will turn you into your parents. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. Those who say they " sleep like a baby " haven't got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 13, 2001 Report Share Posted September 13, 2001 A young child is a noise with dirt on it. A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children. Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home. Having children will turn you into your parents. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. Those who say they " sleep like a baby " haven't got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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