Guest guest Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 > Chocolate is a vegetable. > How, you ask? > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. > Bean = vegetable. > Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS > Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. > Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a > health food. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and > strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want > > >>> > > > > > > > > Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your > appetite, and you'll eat less. > > >>> > > > > > > > > If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of > the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will > jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. > Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate if you want to look young. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Put " eat chocolate " at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, > at least you'll get one thing done. > > >>> > > > > > > > > If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the > freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's > wrong with you? > > >>> > > > > > > > > If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control > top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be > devastated. > You can't let that happen, can you? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 > Chocolate is a vegetable. > How, you ask? > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. > Bean = vegetable. > Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS > Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. > Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a > health food. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and > strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want > > >>> > > > > > > > > Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your > appetite, and you'll eat less. > > >>> > > > > > > > > If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of > the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will > jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. > Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate if you want to look young. > > >>> > > > > > > > > Put " eat chocolate " at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, > at least you'll get one thing done. > > >>> > > > > > > > > If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the > freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's > wrong with you? > > >>> > > > > > > > > If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control > top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be > devastated. > You can't let that happen, can you? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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