Fwd: For my coffee loving friends

[Guest guest]

You all know I don't send jokes unless I laugh at them...this cracked

me up!

It came from a friend of mine cross country.

Huggles, Sue

_____

Irish Viagra

For all you coffee lovers!

As a coffee lover, you should get a kick out of this!

An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his help

in

reviving her husband's libido.

" What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

" Not a chance " , she said. " He won't even take an aspirin " .

" Not a problem " , replied the doctor. " Drop it into his coffee. He

won't even

taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how

things

went " .

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly

inquired as

to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, " Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

horrid.

Just terrible, doctor! " .

" Really? What happened " ? asked the doctor?

" Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the

effect was

almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in

his eye,

and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he

sent

the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took

me

then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the

tabletop! It

was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! "

" Why so terrible? " asked the doctor, " Do you mean the sex your husband

provided was not good " ?

" Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex

I've

had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to

show me

face in Starbucks again " .

--- End forwarded message ---

[Guest guest]

You all know I don't send jokes unless I laugh at them...this cracked

me up!

It came from a friend of mine cross country.

Huggles, Sue

_____

Irish Viagra

For all you coffee lovers!

As a coffee lover, you should get a kick out of this!

An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his help

in

reviving her husband's libido.

" What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

" Not a chance " , she said. " He won't even take an aspirin " .

" Not a problem " , replied the doctor. " Drop it into his coffee. He

won't even

taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how

things

went " .

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly

inquired as

to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, " Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

horrid.

Just terrible, doctor! " .

" Really? What happened " ? asked the doctor?

" Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the

effect was

almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in

his eye,

and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he

sent

the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took

me

then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the

tabletop! It

was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! "

" Why so terrible? " asked the doctor, " Do you mean the sex your husband

provided was not good " ?

" Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex

I've

had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to

show me

face in Starbucks again " .

--- End forwarded message ---

[Guest guest]

Oh, ! That is just TOO funny! I really needed that this

afternoon - thanks.

Cathy C.

>

>

>

>

>

> You all know I don't send jokes unless I laugh at them...this

cracked

> me up!

>

> It came from a friend of mine cross country.

>

> Huggles, Sue

>

>

>

> _____

>

>

>

>

>

> Irish Viagra

>

> For all you coffee lovers!

> As a coffee lover, you should get a kick out of this!

>

> An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his

help

> in

> reviving her husband's libido.

>

> " What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

>

> " Not a chance " , she said. " He won't even take an aspirin " .

>

> " Not a problem " , replied the doctor. " Drop it into his coffee. He

> won't even

> taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how

> things

> went " .

>

> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly

> inquired as

> to progress.

>

> The poor dear exclaimed, " Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

> horrid.

> Just terrible, doctor! " .

> " Really? What happened " ? asked the doctor?

>

> " Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the

> effect was

> almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in

> his eye,

> and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he

> sent

> the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and

took

> me

> then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the

> tabletop! It

> was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! "

>

> " Why so terrible? " asked the doctor, " Do you mean the sex your

husband

> provided was not good " ?

>

> " Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex

> I've

> had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to

> show me

> face in Starbucks again " .

>

> --- End forwarded message ---

>

[Guest guest]

Oh, ! That is just TOO funny! I really needed that this

afternoon - thanks.

Cathy C.

>

>

>

>

>

> You all know I don't send jokes unless I laugh at them...this

cracked

> me up!

>

> It came from a friend of mine cross country.

>

> Huggles, Sue

>

>

>

> _____

>

>

>

>

>

> Irish Viagra

>

> For all you coffee lovers!

> As a coffee lover, you should get a kick out of this!

>

> An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his

help

> in

> reviving her husband's libido.

>

> " What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

>

> " Not a chance " , she said. " He won't even take an aspirin " .

>

> " Not a problem " , replied the doctor. " Drop it into his coffee. He

> won't even

> taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how

> things

> went " .

>

> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly

> inquired as

> to progress.

>

> The poor dear exclaimed, " Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

> horrid.

> Just terrible, doctor! " .

> " Really? What happened " ? asked the doctor?

>

> " Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the

> effect was

> almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in

> his eye,

> and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he

> sent

> the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and

took

> me

> then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the

> tabletop! It

> was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! "

>

> " Why so terrible? " asked the doctor, " Do you mean the sex your

husband

> provided was not good " ?

>

> " Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex

> I've

> had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to

> show me

> face in Starbucks again " .

>

> --- End forwarded message ---

>