Guest guest Posted July 13, 2001 Report Share Posted July 13, 2001 At 9:37 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: Hi Group and Steve, PLEASE READ I wish to apologize for that e-mail as it seems to have come from me, but I honestly don't know how it was sent... . .... At 9:37 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: At 8:29 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: >Fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat she >influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. And you, Ocelot, are boorish and stupid. But, mama got switched, and next year she will be slim. --SG -- Dear Darlene, Thanks for explaining, and apologizing for something that you did not do, and for which no apology is needed. Last week someone got into this list and sent some mail that did not belong -- something about selling vacation timeshares. Supposedly, it even contained a virus. So when I saw the posting attributed to you, I assumed that it was yet another kook from outside our group (I was not familiar with you or your e-mail account). So, I owe you an apology. Actually, my response was a take-off on Winston Churchill (WW II British Prime Minister) who, when told by an indignant female Member of Parliament, " Why, Sir Winston, you are drunk! " retorted, " Yes, madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober. " I suggested my adaptation a week or so ago on one of these lists to be used in response to folks who malign our obesity. So, when I saw the post with your name on it: ZINGO, it was a knee-jerk no-brainer!! Sorry that I zinged when I should'a zagged. Best, Steve -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 13, 2001 Report Share Posted July 13, 2001 At 9:37 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: Hi Group and Steve, PLEASE READ I wish to apologize for that e-mail as it seems to have come from me, but I honestly don't know how it was sent... . .... At 9:37 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: At 8:29 AM -0400 7/13/01, Ocelot wrote: >Fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat she >influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. And you, Ocelot, are boorish and stupid. But, mama got switched, and next year she will be slim. --SG -- Dear Darlene, Thanks for explaining, and apologizing for something that you did not do, and for which no apology is needed. Last week someone got into this list and sent some mail that did not belong -- something about selling vacation timeshares. Supposedly, it even contained a virus. So when I saw the posting attributed to you, I assumed that it was yet another kook from outside our group (I was not familiar with you or your e-mail account). So, I owe you an apology. Actually, my response was a take-off on Winston Churchill (WW II British Prime Minister) who, when told by an indignant female Member of Parliament, " Why, Sir Winston, you are drunk! " retorted, " Yes, madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober. " I suggested my adaptation a week or so ago on one of these lists to be used in response to folks who malign our obesity. So, when I saw the post with your name on it: ZINGO, it was a knee-jerk no-brainer!! Sorry that I zinged when I should'a zagged. Best, Steve -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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