Fwd: FW: THE UNDER-30 CROWD

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From: jburckhalter@...To: dchurpita@..., gfitzgerald@..., dperry@..., xx_mistress_le_xx@..., bass420@..., dlmarker73@..., musicman1@..., DianePinky@..., joetall@..., john.b.thrun@..., howlnsound@..., klutzyjugglers@...Sent: 2/15/2008 8:29:35 A.M. Eastern Standard TimeSubj: FW: THE UNDER-30 CROWD

> > THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! > > If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! > > When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious > diatribes > about how hard things were when they were growing up; > what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... > uphill BOTH ways > > yadda, yadda, yadda > > And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in > hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I > had it > and how easy they've got it! > But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, > I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. > > You've got it so easy! > I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! > And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've > got it! > > I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet . > If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library > and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! > There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter with a > pen! > Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the > mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! > > There were no MP3's or Napsters! > You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store > and shoplift it yourself! > Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ > would > usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! > > We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! > If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal; > that's it! > > And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! > When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! > It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug > dealer, a collections agent, > you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, > mister! > > We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution > 3-D graphics! > We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. > Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! > And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen > forever! > And you could never win. > The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until > you died! > Just like LIFE! > > When you went to the movie theater there was no such thing as stadium > seating! > All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a > hat or big hair (and c'mon, it was the '80's!!!) sat in front of you and > you couldn't see, you were screwed! > > Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 > channels > and there was no on screen menu and no remote control! > You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! > You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! > You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel > and there was no Cartoon Network either! > You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. > Do you hear what 'm saying!?! > We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards! > > And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to > use the stove or go build a friggin' fire .. imagine that! > If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake > it over the stove > forever like an idiot. > > That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too > easy. > You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980! > > Regards, > The over 30 Crowd > > (Send this to someone you'd like to make smile, > whether they are under 30 or not.) >

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this is cuteDelicious ideas to please the pickiest eaters. Watch the video on AOL Living.

So very true!!!!

From: jburckhalter@...To: dchurpita@..., gfitzgerald@..., dperry@..., xx_mistress_le_xx@..., bass420@..., dlmarker73@..., musicman1@..., DianePinky@..., joetall@..., john.b.thrun@..., howlnsound@..., klutzyjugglers@...Sent: 2/15/2008 8:29:35 A.M. Eastern Standard TimeSubj: FW: THE UNDER-30 CROWD

> > THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! > > If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! > > When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious > diatribes > about how hard things were when they were growing up; > what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... > uphill BOTH ways > > yadda, yadda, yadda > > And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in > hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I > had it > and how easy they've got it! > But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, > I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. > > You've got it so easy! > I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! > And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've > got it! > > I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet . > If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library > and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! > There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter with a > pen! > Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the > mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! > > There were no MP3's or Napsters! > You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store > and shoplift it yourself! > Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ > would > usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! > > We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! > If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal; > that's it! > > And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! > When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! > It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug > dealer, a collections agent, > you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, > mister! > > We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution > 3-D graphics! > We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. > Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! > And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen > forever! > And you could never win. > The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until > you died! > Just like LIFE! > > When you went to the movie theater there was no such thing as stadium > seating! > All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a > hat or big hair (and c'mon, it was the '80's!!!) sat in front of you and > you couldn't see, you were screwed! > > Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 > channels > and there was no on screen menu and no remote control! > You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! > You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! > You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel > and there was no Cartoon Network either! > You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. > Do you hear what 'm saying!?! > We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards! > > And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to > use the stove or go build a friggin' fire .. imagine that! > If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake > it over the stove > forever like an idiot. > > That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too > easy. > You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980! > > Regards, > The over 30 Crowd > > (Send this to someone you'd like to make smile, > whether they are under 30 or not.) >

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