Florida Sharks...Re: A show of hands, please--slightly OT

[Guest guest]

> Did you see the piece on the evening news

> about the ~200 sharks that were congregating

> in shallow waters off Florida coast? Nobody

> could explain it.

Jeez, I hate how the media gets the story so WRONG all the time!

Here's the real poop:

A couple weeks ago, the Florida Department of Health released a study

showing that 21% of visitors to Florida's beaches get sunburned --

that's several hundred thousand people.

Those weren't sharks in the water. They were associates from the

firm of Hammer, White & Grey, LLF, swimming out to drum up clients

for a class action suit against Coppertone.

[Guest guest]

> Did you see the piece on the evening news

> about the ~200 sharks that were congregating

> in shallow waters off Florida coast? Nobody

> could explain it.

Jeez, I hate how the media gets the story so WRONG all the time!

Here's the real poop:

A couple weeks ago, the Florida Department of Health released a study

showing that 21% of visitors to Florida's beaches get sunburned --

that's several hundred thousand people.

Those weren't sharks in the water. They were associates from the

firm of Hammer, White & Grey, LLF, swimming out to drum up clients

for a class action suit against Coppertone.