Guest guest Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 I don't know if this is true, or really did happen on Leno, but it's funny anyway. Hope you enjoy it! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting downwhen you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, firstdate or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing firstdate that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There wasabsolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah ..It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, andtruly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.They stoppedand she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic andindeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she couldthink about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassingnature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered herbuttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with areply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of someassistance!He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweaterand then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to freeher chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed inlaughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date wasembarrassing.Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.Discover the new Windows Vista Learn more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 I don't know if this is true, or really did happen on Leno, but it's funny anyway. Hope you enjoy it! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting downwhen you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, firstdate or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing firstdate that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There wasabsolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah ..It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, andtruly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.They stoppedand she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic andindeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she couldthink about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassingnature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered herbuttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with areply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of someassistance!He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweaterand then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to freeher chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed inlaughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date wasembarrassing.Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.Discover the new Windows Vista Learn more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 I saw that show & it reminded me of a date story of mine. Not quite as embarassing but pretty bad. I was a teenager at my boyfriend of a month or two house. We had been sneaking into his parents Jim Beam while they were at work. I went to the bathroom, sat on the john & proceeded to throw up all over the floor. He came in and bent over to clean it up and I threw up all over his back. Yep, I married that man!Join our Sock Challenge for Orphans in Kazakhstan - 265 pairs needed by 9/15/07 http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/Mittens_ for_Akkol/ grannylunatic@... Take the Internet to Go: Yahoo!Go puts the Internet in your pocket: mail, news, photos more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Wow, ! You barf all over a guy & he still wants to marry you? Had to be something wrong with him, huh? How long were you married? Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Peek-a-boo FREE Tricks Treats for You! Get 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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