Guest guest Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Stu, Stu, I guess we haven't done a rant score since you joined. It's an honor! More points are awarded for #^?!^@. To show you what elite company you are in, I have forwarded an old rant by S. and her scoring. I don't think she'll mind. Excellent rant, ! Particularly the slow, subtle way you eased into it--talking about warm fuzzies & dancing--then WHAM! Here come the cuss words. Very good rhythm, with three triple doubles! Then back to a smooth ending. Rant score: 8.7 for Content and 7.5 for Presentation (just a little draggy here & there). Add another point for Presentation if you were wearing a ratty bathrobe. Ramblin' Rose Moderator Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: neurosarcoidosis Subject: venting and beware of swearingDate: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:13:31 -0700 (PDT) Good evening to all, This morning started out with wind, rain and cold. The good thing about it was that I was inside and felt warm and cozy cuz i didn't have to go outside today. Another good thing happened this morning...my pain pills were delivered FedEx. I was getting pretty low and was stressing out about it. Another good thing is that when I get them through the mail I get 540 pills (or even more) of tramadol for only $10. A small song and dance followed. But as the day went on so did the diarreha(sp?). The rain does it every time. Damn Damn double damn. I also had to try on some outfits to see what I could wear to a wedding this weekend. I was totally exhausted after trying on four outfits. I finally picked out a pantsuit. The bad thing about it is that I have to hem the pants and I only have til Friday night. I may have to take them in at the sides, too. Whenever i buy pantsuits they fit the top and are always too big for my rump. Crap Crap double Crap!!!!! I have absolutely NOOO energy to do any of this. But I kept putting off taking them down the street to have alterations done. I'll call tomorrow and see if it's possible cuzz I feel sick just thinking about doing it. It's a nice dressy pantsuit and i don't want to wreck it. I haven't sewn in 10+ years . I want to go to this wedding so bad yet I dread it just as much. Going out is getting to be SOOOO much WORK!!!! I feel like I'm made out of cement. It SUCKS SUCKS double SUCKS!!! I want a seamstress, a maid, a chauffer...a hummer-limo would be nice...LOL!!!(so I could lay down), a nurse and a psychologist to help me this week and a few to come with me to the wedding...hey, maybe a bodyguard to hold me up and protect me, too. LOL...Now you can see I need a nap, too, cuz I'm hallucinating...lol. Can you rent wheelchairs?...cuz that would be nice, too. Maybe I could rent someone to pretend they're me and go for me instead....lol. There you go! Well, thanks for the ear-bending. I feel better now even though nothings changed. Sometimes you just need to say Damn or F**K! and get on with your day. I wish it was true that you could just put the lime in the coconut and feel better, hey? hugs and napping soon S. Ramblin' Rose Moderator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: Rant scoreDate: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:47:05 -0000 Everyones a *% & *% *^^*^ d critic, so whats a few !s among friends, yesthe button stuck a couple of times, what can I say I had my infustionyesterday morning so I was shakin like a can full o bumble bees, andit didnt help that I was madder than a wet cat when I was readin whatthose doc were saying to their patients. So Illltryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to show more class but I have to warn that Lizzyhas been trying to get this old redneck to be classier for more than aquarter century and the best shes gotten so far is I dont USUALLY passgas in church anymore. So good luck on your endeavor, oh and as forwhat I was rantin about, I meant every damned word of it.c ya,Stu Get a FREE small business Web site and more from Microsoft® Office Live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Stu, Stu, I guess we haven't done a rant score since you joined. It's an honor! More points are awarded for #^?!^@. To show you what elite company you are in, I have forwarded an old rant by S. and her scoring. I don't think she'll mind. Excellent rant, ! Particularly the slow, subtle way you eased into it--talking about warm fuzzies & dancing--then WHAM! Here come the cuss words. Very good rhythm, with three triple doubles! Then back to a smooth ending. Rant score: 8.7 for Content and 7.5 for Presentation (just a little draggy here & there). Add another point for Presentation if you were wearing a ratty bathrobe. Ramblin' Rose Moderator Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: neurosarcoidosis Subject: venting and beware of swearingDate: Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:13:31 -0700 (PDT) Good evening to all, This morning started out with wind, rain and cold. The good thing about it was that I was inside and felt warm and cozy cuz i didn't have to go outside today. Another good thing happened this morning...my pain pills were delivered FedEx. I was getting pretty low and was stressing out about it. Another good thing is that when I get them through the mail I get 540 pills (or even more) of tramadol for only $10. A small song and dance followed. But as the day went on so did the diarreha(sp?). The rain does it every time. Damn Damn double damn. I also had to try on some outfits to see what I could wear to a wedding this weekend. I was totally exhausted after trying on four outfits. I finally picked out a pantsuit. The bad thing about it is that I have to hem the pants and I only have til Friday night. I may have to take them in at the sides, too. Whenever i buy pantsuits they fit the top and are always too big for my rump. Crap Crap double Crap!!!!! I have absolutely NOOO energy to do any of this. But I kept putting off taking them down the street to have alterations done. I'll call tomorrow and see if it's possible cuzz I feel sick just thinking about doing it. It's a nice dressy pantsuit and i don't want to wreck it. I haven't sewn in 10+ years . I want to go to this wedding so bad yet I dread it just as much. Going out is getting to be SOOOO much WORK!!!! I feel like I'm made out of cement. It SUCKS SUCKS double SUCKS!!! I want a seamstress, a maid, a chauffer...a hummer-limo would be nice...LOL!!!(so I could lay down), a nurse and a psychologist to help me this week and a few to come with me to the wedding...hey, maybe a bodyguard to hold me up and protect me, too. LOL...Now you can see I need a nap, too, cuz I'm hallucinating...lol. Can you rent wheelchairs?...cuz that would be nice, too. Maybe I could rent someone to pretend they're me and go for me instead....lol. There you go! Well, thanks for the ear-bending. I feel better now even though nothings changed. Sometimes you just need to say Damn or F**K! and get on with your day. I wish it was true that you could just put the lime in the coconut and feel better, hey? hugs and napping soon S. Ramblin' Rose Moderator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: Rant scoreDate: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:47:05 -0000 Everyones a *% & *% *^^*^ d critic, so whats a few !s among friends, yesthe button stuck a couple of times, what can I say I had my infustionyesterday morning so I was shakin like a can full o bumble bees, andit didnt help that I was madder than a wet cat when I was readin whatthose doc were saying to their patients. So Illltryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to show more class but I have to warn that Lizzyhas been trying to get this old redneck to be classier for more than aquarter century and the best shes gotten so far is I dont USUALLY passgas in church anymore. So good luck on your endeavor, oh and as forwhat I was rantin about, I meant every damned word of it.c ya,Stu Get a FREE small business Web site and more from Microsoft® Office Live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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