Guest guest Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Gentle thoughts for today.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.A penny saved is a government oversight.The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacementHe who hesitates is probably right.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurtDid you ever notice:When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." Check out AOL Money Finance's list of the hottest products and top money wasters of 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Gentle thoughts for today.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.A penny saved is a government oversight.The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacementHe who hesitates is probably right.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurtDid you ever notice:When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." Check out AOL Money Finance's list of the hottest products and top money wasters of 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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