Guest guest Posted July 27, 2001 Report Share Posted July 27, 2001 LOL Liane! Thanks for the great laugh! My husband lost his sense of smell a long time ago and asked me what it smelled like and all I could tell him was it smells like somebody died! (he got the message!) Judie Re: New to Group > > > Aw, don't pay attention to the eavesdroppers in the public johns. > If > > they want to listen for flatulent noises, then given 'em an earful > -- > > and a nose full. > > > > When I was a brand-new postop (first day out of the hospital), we > stopped at a truckstop/restaurant/convenience store in Louisiana.. I > had my first postop " foul BM " .. while in the stall, someone came in, > starts mouthing off about the smell- like bathrooms are sposed to > smell like roses??- " Oh GAWD! SHEE-IT! Gahd-Dayum! " (ad nauseum) then > they come to peer through the crack in the stall door.. I flipped them > off.. as they went to another stall, I realized.. that is a MAN doing > all that bitching.. and this is the ladies' room... so I waited until > I heard him drop trou & start grunting, & said, very sweetly... " So.. > you visit the Ladies' Room often..? " The only thing I heard was the > bang of the exit door as he leapt out of there. Even though it hurt > like heck.. I laughed so hard I was crying.. when I came out to the > car, my DH asked what was wrong, & I told him the story.. we must have > laughed a good 15 minutes... Bet he thinks twice before mouthing off > in a bathroom again. =D > Hugs, > Liane > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 27, 2001 Report Share Posted July 27, 2001 LOL Liane! Thanks for the great laugh! My husband lost his sense of smell a long time ago and asked me what it smelled like and all I could tell him was it smells like somebody died! (he got the message!) Judie Re: New to Group > > > Aw, don't pay attention to the eavesdroppers in the public johns. > If > > they want to listen for flatulent noises, then given 'em an earful > -- > > and a nose full. > > > > When I was a brand-new postop (first day out of the hospital), we > stopped at a truckstop/restaurant/convenience store in Louisiana.. I > had my first postop " foul BM " .. while in the stall, someone came in, > starts mouthing off about the smell- like bathrooms are sposed to > smell like roses??- " Oh GAWD! SHEE-IT! Gahd-Dayum! " (ad nauseum) then > they come to peer through the crack in the stall door.. I flipped them > off.. as they went to another stall, I realized.. that is a MAN doing > all that bitching.. and this is the ladies' room... so I waited until > I heard him drop trou & start grunting, & said, very sweetly... " So.. > you visit the Ladies' Room often..? " The only thing I heard was the > bang of the exit door as he leapt out of there. Even though it hurt > like heck.. I laughed so hard I was crying.. when I came out to the > car, my DH asked what was wrong, & I told him the story.. we must have > laughed a good 15 minutes... Bet he thinks twice before mouthing off > in a bathroom again. =D > Hugs, > Liane > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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