To Terri G. & Stu..........Re: Thanks to Rick you now KNOW what I look like!!!!!

[Guest guest]

> >

> >

> > Ok, thanks for the help Rick you've saved me from having to send in a

> > pic, you see, I look just exactly like you, with a few minor

> > exceptions, first among these is that I part my hair in the

> > middle,,,,,,,and on the left,,,,,,,and on the right (nice widddddeee

> > parts,,,,,,,,,,,, and the front portion of my hair slid down my face

> > years ago and to this very day resides on my upper ip and chin. See,

> > hardly no differances at allllllllllllllllllllllllll. Oh and

> > uh,,,,,,, the color is shall we say sliiiiiiiiiiightly

> > greyyer,,,,,,,,,,,, actually mostly white, kinda like that Gandalf

> > guy in the movies, yeah thats it, but shorter, you know like any good

> > redneck its short enough to be prickly on the sides and short enough

> > to be dried by a washcloth on the top. and as for body type well you

> > remembr the guy that was swallowed by that fish? Johan? I think was

> > his name, well Im built just like.......................... the fish!

> > except I have two short stumpy legs to replace the fins and two fat

> > pudgy arms that excell at force feeding food into the gaping maw that

> > is my constantly moving mouth. Overseeing the whole operation are my

> > two glowing red eyes staring out from undr my btill black unibrow,

> > usually surrounded by deep dark circles from the constant hangovers

> > that wrack my swollen and distended body.

> >

> >

> > See you dont need a pic you KNOW what I look like.............if you

> > need any more information here it is, I was actually born triplets,

> > only two of us survived though, yeah it was kinda trajic as I died at

> > birth but my brothers ade it, their names were ug and ly, thats why

> > whenever Dad called us into that house at night he yelled Ugly get you

> > ass in here!!!!!!!!!

> >

> > Needles to say, I have had to fend of the ladies most of my life, in

> > fact even as I write this Lady and Spot are abusing my leg, but being

> > the swell guy that I am Ill let them enjoy my beauty awhile longer.

> >

> > I just dont know what more I can tell you, but Please dont nominate me

> > for People Magazines 10 most beautiful people-------again, it gets so

> > embarrasing to have to decline year after year.

> >

> >

> >

> > heh heh heh

> >

> > have a great day everyone!

> >

>

[Guest guest]

> >

> >

> > Ok, thanks for the help Rick you've saved me from having to send in a

> > pic, you see, I look just exactly like you, with a few minor

> > exceptions, first among these is that I part my hair in the

> > middle,,,,,,,and on the left,,,,,,,and on the right (nice widddddeee

> > parts,,,,,,,,,,,, and the front portion of my hair slid down my face

> > years ago and to this very day resides on my upper ip and chin. See,

> > hardly no differances at allllllllllllllllllllllllll. Oh and

> > uh,,,,,,, the color is shall we say sliiiiiiiiiiightly

> > greyyer,,,,,,,,,,,, actually mostly white, kinda like that Gandalf

> > guy in the movies, yeah thats it, but shorter, you know like any good

> > redneck its short enough to be prickly on the sides and short enough

> > to be dried by a washcloth on the top. and as for body type well you

> > remembr the guy that was swallowed by that fish? Johan? I think was

> > his name, well Im built just like.......................... the fish!

> > except I have two short stumpy legs to replace the fins and two fat

> > pudgy arms that excell at force feeding food into the gaping maw that

> > is my constantly moving mouth. Overseeing the whole operation are my

> > two glowing red eyes staring out from undr my btill black unibrow,

> > usually surrounded by deep dark circles from the constant hangovers

> > that wrack my swollen and distended body.

> >

> >

> > See you dont need a pic you KNOW what I look like.............if you

> > need any more information here it is, I was actually born triplets,

> > only two of us survived though, yeah it was kinda trajic as I died at

> > birth but my brothers ade it, their names were ug and ly, thats why

> > whenever Dad called us into that house at night he yelled Ugly get you

> > ass in here!!!!!!!!!

> >

> > Needles to say, I have had to fend of the ladies most of my life, in

> > fact even as I write this Lady and Spot are abusing my leg, but being

> > the swell guy that I am Ill let them enjoy my beauty awhile longer.

> >

> > I just dont know what more I can tell you, but Please dont nominate me

> > for People Magazines 10 most beautiful people-------again, it gets so

> > embarrasing to have to decline year after year.

> >

> >

> >

> > heh heh heh

> >

> > have a great day everyone!

> >

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