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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For

example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also

called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of

course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,

and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a

mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to

the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff

drink' . Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO .

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and

Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should

be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely

no recollection of what to do with them!

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer

people laughing in the world

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For

example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also

called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of

course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,

and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a

mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to

the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff

drink' . Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO .

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and

Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should

be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely

no recollection of what to do with them!

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer

people laughing in the world

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Tracie,

My step-father calls Viagra -Miracle Grow! I think that is taken

though.

Terri G

> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

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Tracie,

My step-father calls Viagra -Miracle Grow! I think that is taken

though.

Terri G

> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

>

>

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