Guest guest Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 How Our Medical System Works (Or why it doesn't ) When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve even to ask. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up, you're acting like children!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was crazy, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step in the right direction, but the Urologists felt the project wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought it was an air head idea and were really put out! The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a*shole in administration. Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Peek-a-boo FREE Tricks Treats for You! Get 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA!!Right now our politicians are taking on the role of the proctologists as it pertains to the current health insurance bill for children that's being put before Bush this week.Hope I'm not offending anyone by saying so. Strictly my opinion.Rose wrote: How Our Medical System Works (Or why it doesn't ) When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve even to ask. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up, you're acting like children!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was crazy, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step in the right direction, but the Urologists felt the project wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought it was an air head idea and were really put out! The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a*shole in administration. Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Peek-a-boo FREE Tricks Treats for You! Get 'em! "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." ~ Washington Carver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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