Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas (Weight Loss Surgery Style)

[Guest guest]

This is so great, thanks for sharing. I applaud the person who wrote it. Merry Christmas. Donna wrote: I found this on another site, I had share with all>>> The Twelve Days of Christmas (Weight Loss Surgery Style)> By Betty Boydstun> On the first day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> A weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the second day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the third day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the fourth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Four second hand store

donations, three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the fifth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic> surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the sixth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the seventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the eighth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Eight

confused waiters, Seven second glances,> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the ninth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters,> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the tenth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Ten pair of 's Secret underwear, nine support groupmeetings,> Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances,> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new

me.>> On the eleventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Eleven thousand gallons of water, Ten pair of 's Secret> underwear,> Nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters,> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>> On the twelfth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:> Twelve people who don't recognize me, Eleven thousand gallons of> water,> Ten pair of 's Secret underwear, nine support groupmeetings,> Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances,> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.>