The Twelve Days of Christmas (Weight Loss Surgery Style)

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> The Twelve Days of Christmas (Weight Loss Surgery Style)

> By Betty Boydstun

> On the first day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> A weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the second day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the third day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the fourth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the fifth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic

> surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the sixth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,

> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the seventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,

> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,

> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills

> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the eighth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances,

> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,

> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the ninth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters,

> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,

> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,

> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills

> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the tenth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Ten pair of 's Secret underwear, nine support group

meetings,

> Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances,

> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,

> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the eleventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Eleven thousand gallons of water, Ten pair of 's Secret

> underwear,

> Nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters,

> Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats,

> five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations,

> three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills

> and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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> On the twelfth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:

> Twelve people who don't recognize me, Eleven thousand gallons of

> water,

> Ten pair of 's Secret underwear, nine support group

meetings,

> Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances,

> Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps,

> four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries,

> two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.

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