New, Improved Diet Solution

[Guest guest]

Mr. was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a

diet. " I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a

day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I

see you, you'll have lost 5 pounds. "

When Mr. returned, he had lost nearly 20 pounds. " Why,

that's amazing! " the doctor said, " Did you follow my

instructions? "

Mr. nodded. " I'll tell you 'though, I thought I was

going to drop dead by the end of that 3rd day. "

" From hunger, you mean? "

" No, from skipping! "

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Now, who says that I'm not a mountain of mirth?

Nick in Sage