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........what if......??

If my body were a car, this is the time

I would be thinking about trading it

in for a newer model. I've got bumps,,

dents, and scratches in my finish.

My paint-job is getting a little dull.

But... that's not the worst of it....

My headlights are out of focus and

it's especially hard to see things up

close.

My traction is not as graceful as it

once was. I slip and slide and skid.

I bump into things even in the best

of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with

varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough,

or sputter....either my radiator leaks,

or my exhaust backfires!

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and that doesn't even count my battery goes dead, my transmission won't shift out of neutral & my tires are boggy.

Too funny!

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Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: What if...Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:04:57 -0000

........what if......?? If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading itin for a newer model. I've got bumps,,dents, and scratches in my finish.My paint-job is getting a little dull. But... that's not the worst of it....My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things upclose.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid. I bump into things even in the best of weather.My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently.But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter....either my radiator leaks,or my exhaust backfires!

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