Guest guest Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 ........what if......?? If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps,, dents, and scratches in my finish. My paint-job is getting a little dull. But... that's not the worst of it.... My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid. I bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter....either my radiator leaks, or my exhaust backfires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Your "car" sound like mine! What ever happened to that "lemon law"? Can I sue somebody and get a refund?Join our Sock Challenge for Orphans in Kazakhstan - 265 pairs needed by 9/15/07 http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/Mittens_ for_Akkol/ grannylunatic@... Got a little couch potato? Check out fun summer activities for kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 and that doesn't even count my battery goes dead, my transmission won't shift out of neutral & my tires are boggy. Too funny! Ramblin' Rose Moderator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: What if...Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:04:57 -0000 ........what if......?? If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading itin for a newer model. I've got bumps,,dents, and scratches in my finish.My paint-job is getting a little dull. But... that's not the worst of it....My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things upclose.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid. I bump into things even in the best of weather.My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently.But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter....either my radiator leaks,or my exhaust backfires! Can you find the hidden words? Take a break and play Seekadoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 That is how I feel sometimes. Good comparison. Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles.Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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