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My niece sent me this; thought most of y'all could relate! Just go sit on some ice cream or stuff a frozen chicken down your pants!

It's Soooo Hot!The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.The trees are whistling for the dogs.The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.Hot water now comes out of both taps.You can make sun tea instantly.You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.You actually burn your hand opening the car door.You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and endup lying on the pavement and cook to death?"You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one outand add butter, salt and pepper.Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them fromlaying boiled eggs.The cows are giving evaporated milk.STAY COOL!

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It's Soooo Hot!

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death? "

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out

and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from

laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

STAY COOL!

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