Thanks to Rick you now KNOW what I look like!!!!! Stu

[Guest guest]

Ok, thanks for the help Rick you've saved me from having to send in a

pic, you see, I look just exactly like you, with a few minor

exceptions, first among these is that I part my hair in the

middle,,,,,,,and on the left,,,,,,,and on the right (nice widddddeee

parts,,,,,,,,,,,, and the front portion of my hair slid down my face

years ago and to this very day resides on my upper ip and chin. See,

hardly no differances at allllllllllllllllllllllllll. Oh and

uh,,,,,,, the color is shall we say sliiiiiiiiiiightly

greyyer,,,,,,,,,,,, actually mostly white, kinda like that Gandalf

guy in the movies, yeah thats it, but shorter, you know like any good

redneck its short enough to be prickly on the sides and short enough

to be dried by a washcloth on the top. and as for body type well you

remembr the guy that was swallowed by that fish? Johan? I think was

his name, well Im built just like.......................... the fish!

except I have two short stumpy legs to replace the fins and two fat

pudgy arms that excell at force feeding food into the gaping maw that

is my constantly moving mouth. Overseeing the whole operation are my

two glowing red eyes staring out from undr my btill black unibrow,

usually surrounded by deep dark circles from the constant hangovers

that wrack my swollen and distended body.

See you dont need a pic you KNOW what I look like.............if you

need any more information here it is, I was actually born triplets,

only two of us survived though, yeah it was kinda trajic as I died at

birth but my brothers ade it, their names were ug and ly, thats why

whenever Dad called us into that house at night he yelled Ugly get you

ass in here!!!!!!!!!

Needles to say, I have had to fend of the ladies most of my life, in

fact even as I write this Lady and Spot are abusing my leg, but being

the swell guy that I am Ill let them enjoy my beauty awhile longer.

I just dont know what more I can tell you, but Please dont nominate me

for People Magazines 10 most beautiful people-------again, it gets so

embarrasing to have to decline year after year.

heh heh heh

have a great day everyone!