DANGER! ANOTHER POTTY POST FROM STU DANGER!!!!!

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Amen :

Lizzy and I have spent a large part of our lives taking care of quite

a numgber of Gods chilegrd, and if once in awhile when talking to him

I have tossen in a shit of damn it probably wasnt all htat smart but

Id be willing to be t he understood, and probably a whole lot better

and with a whole lot more compasion than some of those who claoim to

be christioans and look down on those of us who have the honesty to

speak from the heart even if the heart is saying tinhng in a wha that

some dont like.

Ill tell you one thing, when youve held as meany loving kind people

that tyou have loved in your arms as God took thme home to ber with

him, many suffering terribly, as we have, a few fucks or daMNS just

aint all that bad, and when youve spent everything you have and every

vit of enervgy youve got making them as comrfortable as you can while

others who might of done it and been better suited to do it but didnt

care enough to be there and passed on by, youve earned a few cuss

words and anyone who didnt like it can pucker up and lay one right on

my big ole prednisone enlarged ass! So if I offend sorry, ill mark my

posts,s bt if we cant be honsest what the hell good is talking abouot

something that is this personal and deep in our lives as a disease

that affects everthing we are, hope to be, dreeam of, and

want?????????????

Sides, if you think there is a chance uin hell of having a redneck

like me on this site and not seeing a few choice words from time to

time you must be drink in from the tap that made Milwakie my favoriet

town, cuz baby you is drunk! And dont be thinkin you can get through

life without us rednecks, these is just too much you can learn from

us, lke how to squeeze ouit a silent fart in church without getting

caught, well most of the tim anyway, unlegss you wife is sitting next

to you inwhich case you might wanwt to learsn how to duck the hand

that is going to bae swinging at the back of ;you head thes second the

preacher turns away from the congregation, (no dont wait to SEE if she

gonna swing, shes gonna,,,,,trust me!) eithout making noise and

causing everying in th whole church to stare at you, (I did that a

couple of times and it didnt work out too good cuz it just made Lizzy

madder when she saw all her friends lo0okin at her with her hand

swinging through th air in the middle of the church, you might think

that shd be made at herssef but noooo, she was madder at me for makin

her look bad. So then i got whaked a couple of times when we got to

the car and the silent treatment for a couple of days which sucked cuz

then i dant even ask her for a beer or anything she just says Im not

talkaiing and storms off! Once she even threw the damned beer at me

and shook it up!!!!!!!!) So you got to time it just right so she

misses your head but doesnt get caught and if you smile real charming

like she mmight even laugh a little and still be talking to you when

you get home. (Telling her she purty helps too but dont put it on too

thick, shes been gettin wise the last twenty years osr so.) Hmm well

maybe that s just my wife, youll havbe to figure that out for yoursefl.

See now how would have learned that without a redneck in the group????

Oh by the way, I did say MOST of the time, now once in awhile silent

just doent work out and a squeak or two slips out, and without the

proper tutelage you wouldnt know wht to do, but because you happen to

be in the coumpany of a true redneck you have the honor, privelege or

just plain old bad luck to have learned that the proper procedure when

a squeek does slip out is to look over at the little old lady snoring

in the pew two rows up and snicker just loud enough for several of the

other guys ono your end of the santuary to hear then kind of point

just a little bit while you duck your head and look embrarrased for

the poor old gal cuz after all she cant help makin those noises when

she sleepen. then go back to lookin REAL interested in the preachers

srmon quicklike,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,works erery time!!

See, now wasnt that a whole lot more fun trhan worryin about seeing a

couple of words youv probably readsds heard or said eleventy eight

million and four times anyway?

Hell lits all smile and have some fun! It sure beats feeling like

crap, we all spend enough time doing that.

Stu

> Hello,

> I know when I'm having a bad day I pray, while some

people use profanity. This is a rotten disease and as long as you warn

others of religious or profanity content it should be ok. I have a

delete key and I can just delete if I don't want to see it. Each

person deals with it their own way. In Dec 1998 and the first few

years after I was diagnosed, I had a few choice words for the MD's.

Now since I'm in a motorized wheelchair, oxygen 24/7, and have VNA

helping me I've really mellowed. As always take care and know you all

are in my thoughts and yes prayers. Always Terrie (the other one)

from Connecticut

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