Guest guest Posted August 23, 2001 Report Share Posted August 23, 2001 The perks of being over 50 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, " Did I wake you? " 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7) Things you buy now won't wear out, but they WILL get bigger! 8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m. And 6:00. And snack at 8:00 9) You can live without sex but not without glasses (Boy, do they have this wrong!) 10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. :}:}:} 11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.(We won't have to!) 15) You sing along with the elevator music. 16) Your eyes can't get much worse. 17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.(I don't think so!!!!!!!) 18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21) You can't remember who sent you this list. Marcia shadow44@optonline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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