Fw: Ramblings of a retired mind

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Jackie,

That is too funny!! I needed that. Thank you. Laughter is the best medicine.

Christy

Subject: Fw: Ramblings of a retired mindTo: Neurosarcoidosis Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 11:56 AM

I usually don't forward things but I just wanted to share this with all my friends ENJOYRamblings of a Retired MindI was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phonesthat everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.I can't afford one.So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for myhearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that peopledidn't like me anyway.I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands onbeer cans!I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you stillhave something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it"Pumping Rust."I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest isfalling into your

drawers!I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, haveyou got a cat?"Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in caseof an emergency.'I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do... write to these men?Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so themailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot moreas they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for theirfinals.As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve."Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life."Because: "Life is a journey to be savored"************ *********

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I usually don't forward things but I just wanted to share this with all my

friends ENJOY

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones

that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.

I can't afford one.

So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my

hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people

didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on

beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still

have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it

" Pumping Rust. "

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is

falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, " Oh, have

you got a cat? "

Just once I want to say, " No, it's for company! "

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case

of an emergency.'

I think you should write, " A Good Doctor! "

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?

What are we supposed to do... write to these men?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the

mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more

as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their

finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

" Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life. "

Because: " Life is a journey to be savored "

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