To Terri G. & Stu..........Re: Thanks to Rick you now KNOW what I look like!!!!!

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Okay, first to you Terri...I love your picture...you look darling and I think your fun personality shows through in your picture! I know you and I would be friends...I have glasses almost exactly like yours and you make me laugh!

As for you Stu...you made me wet myself (of course that's nothing new anymore) reading your hilarious description of what you look like. Thanks for all the laughs you give me every day!!! (Oops...don't tell Rose!)

in UT

>> > Ok, thanks for the help Rick you've saved me from having to send in a> pic, you see, I look just exactly like you, with a few minor> exceptions, first among these is that I part my hair in the> middle,,,,,,,and on the left,,,,,,,and on the right (nice widddddeee> parts,,,,,,,,,,,, and the front portion of my hair slid down my face> years ago and to this very day resides on my upper ip and chin. See,> hardly no differances at allllllllllllllllllllllllll. Oh and> uh,,,,,,, the color is shall we say sliiiiiiiiiiightly> greyyer,,,,,,,,,,,, actually mostly white, kinda like that Gandalf> guy in the movies, yeah thats it, but shorter, you know like any good> redneck its short enough to be prickly on the sides and short enough> to be dried by a washcloth on the top. and as for body type well you> remembr the guy that was swallowed by that fish? Johan? I think was> his name, well Im built just like.......................... the fish!> except I have two short stumpy legs to replace the fins and two fat> pudgy arms that excell at force feeding food into the gaping maw that> is my constantly moving mouth. Overseeing the whole operation are my> two glowing red eyes staring out from undr my btill black unibrow,> usually surrounded by deep dark circles from the constant hangovers> that wrack my swollen and distended body.> > > See you dont need a pic you KNOW what I look like.............if you> need any more information here it is, I was actually born triplets,> only two of us survived though, yeah it was kinda trajic as I died at> birth but my brothers ade it, their names were ug and ly, thats why> whenever Dad called us into that house at night he yelled Ugly get you> ass in here!!!!!!!!!> > Needles to say, I have had to fend of the ladies most of my life, in> fact even as I write this Lady and Spot are abusing my leg, but being> the swell guy that I am Ill let them enjoy my beauty awhile longer.> > I just dont know what more I can tell you, but Please dont nominate me> for People Magazines 10 most beautiful people-------again, it gets so> embarrasing to have to decline year after year.> > > > heh heh heh > > have a great day everyone!>