welfare mama

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> A woman walks into the downtown welfare> > office, trailed by 15 kids!> > > > "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they> > ALL YOURS???"> > > > "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma> > sighs, having heard that question a thousand times> > before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children> > rush to find seats.> > > > "Well," says the social worker, "then you> > must be here to sign up. I'll need all your> > children's names."> > > > "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." > > > > "OK, and who's next?" > > > > "Well, this one, he is Leroy, also."> > > > The social worker raises an eyebrow but> > continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all> > boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the> > eldest girl, named Leighroy!> > > > "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm> > seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"> > > > Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it> > easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and> > ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's> > time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all> > comes arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's> > running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all> > of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,> > namin' them all Leroy!"> > > > The social worker thinks this over for a> > bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says> > tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to> > come, and not the whole bunch?"> > > I call them by their last name.....> Get a sneak peek of the all-new AOL.com.