Re: 10 Ways to know if you have estrogen issues

[Guest guest]

Ummm...is there a problem if 6 out of 10 of these apply to me? ; )

>

> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper

sticker

> that says, " How's my driving-call 1-800-****- "

> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

> 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

> 8. You cant believe they dont make a tampon bigger than super plus.

> 9. Youre sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

> 10. The tylenol bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

>

> I just want to sit and cry,

> The slightest little thing sets me off, WHY?

> What happens to me to make me feel so blue,

> Why does it happen to me, but not to you,

> I want to scream, I want to shout,

> I feel really bad without a doubt,

> I cant cope with everyday life

> I have to though, Im a mom and wife,

> Some people just laugh and say cheer up,

> I just want to shout, shut up! Shut up!

> You dont understand how Im feeling,

> PMS has got me reeling,

> Im usually quite loving and caring,

> But PMS gets me glaring,

> My family laugh, " Its the time of the month " ,

> Just leave her alone shes down in the dumps,

> I just wish sometimes it would go away,

> At really bad times it can ruin my day,

> Sometimes I say things that are really bad,

> Afterwards it makes me feel so sad,

> When PMS strikes, I feel like a freak,

> Why does it affect me for over a week?

> Its not the real me, that people see,

> Its the PMS taking over me!

>

[Guest guest]

Gee , you might want to check with either

your endocrinologist or your gynecologist! ;-P

At 17:31 03/30/2006, you wrote:

>Ummm...is there a problem if 6 out of 10 of these apply to me? ; )

>

>

>

>

> >

> > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

> > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

> > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

> > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

> > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper

>sticker

> > that says, " How's my driving-call 1-800-****- "

> > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

> > 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

> > 8. You cant believe they dont make a tampon bigger than super plus.

> > 9. Youre sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

> > 10. The tylenol bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

> >

> > I just want to sit and cry,

> > The slightest little thing sets me off, WHY?

> > What happens to me to make me feel so blue,

> > Why does it happen to me, but not to you,

> > I want to scream, I want to shout,

> > I feel really bad without a doubt,

> > I cant cope with everyday life

> > I have to though, Im a mom and wife,

> > Some people just laugh and say cheer up,

> > I just want to shout, shut up! Shut up!

> > You dont understand how Im feeling,

> > PMS has got me reeling,

> > Im usually quite loving and caring,

> > But PMS gets me glaring,

> > My family laugh, " Its the time of the month " ,

> > Just leave her alone shes down in the dumps,

> > I just wish sometimes it would go away,

> > At really bad times it can ruin my day,

> > Sometimes I say things that are really bad,

> > Afterwards it makes me feel so sad,

> > When PMS strikes, I feel like a freak,

> > Why does it affect me for over a week?

> > Its not the real me, that people see,

> > Its the PMS taking over me!

Eleanor Oster

eleanor@... (personal address)

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San , CA

Open RNY (100 cm bypassed) 07/15/2003

P. Fisher, M.D., Kaiser Richmond (CA)

~5'9 " tall

05/09/2003 319 Orientation

07/15/2003 ~290 Surgery

Current 157±2 Goal until plastics?

[Guest guest]

LOL !!

Im in the worst throws of PMS in my life...I certainly needed that

laugh!!

> >

> > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

> > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

> > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

> > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

> > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper

> sticker

> > that says, " How's my driving-call 1-800-****- "

> > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

> > 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

> > 8. You cant believe they dont make a tampon bigger than super

plus.

> > 9. Youre sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

> > 10. The tylenol bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

> >

> > I just want to sit and cry,

> > The slightest little thing sets me off, WHY?

> > What happens to me to make me feel so blue,

> > Why does it happen to me, but not to you,

> > I want to scream, I want to shout,

> > I feel really bad without a doubt,

> > I cant cope with everyday life

> > I have to though, Im a mom and wife,

> > Some people just laugh and say cheer up,

> > I just want to shout, shut up! Shut up!

> > You dont understand how Im feeling,

> > PMS has got me reeling,

> > Im usually quite loving and caring,

> > But PMS gets me glaring,

> > My family laugh, " Its the time of the month " ,

> > Just leave her alone shes down in the dumps,

> > I just wish sometimes it would go away,

> > At really bad times it can ruin my day,

> > Sometimes I say things that are really bad,

> > Afterwards it makes me feel so sad,

> > When PMS strikes, I feel like a freak,

> > Why does it affect me for over a week?

> > Its not the real me, that people see,

> > Its the PMS taking over me!

> >

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