10 Ways to know if you have estrogen issues

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1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker

that says, " How's my driving-call 1-800-****- "

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You cant believe they dont make a tampon bigger than super plus.

9. Youre sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The tylenol bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

I just want to sit and cry,

The slightest little thing sets me off, WHY?

What happens to me to make me feel so blue,

Why does it happen to me, but not to you,

I want to scream, I want to shout,

I feel really bad without a doubt,

I cant cope with everyday life

I have to though, Im a mom and wife,

Some people just laugh and say cheer up,

I just want to shout, shut up! Shut up!

You dont understand how Im feeling,

PMS has got me reeling,

Im usually quite loving and caring,

But PMS gets me glaring,

My family laugh, " Its the time of the month " ,

Just leave her alone shes down in the dumps,

I just wish sometimes it would go away,

At really bad times it can ruin my day,

Sometimes I say things that are really bad,

Afterwards it makes me feel so sad,

When PMS strikes, I feel like a freak,

Why does it affect me for over a week?

Its not the real me, that people see,

Its the PMS taking over me!