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[Guest guest]

Hi Everyone,

, Kim, Kate and Sharon's stories all brought back so many memories

that I thought I'd share a few of my own humorous RSS stories.

When I first got to college, I was frequently asked if I was a child

genius..lol...I usually told them yes . Now that my face looks a

little older and I also dress more age appropriatley, I don't get that

question anymore, but it was fun to play with people's minds while I

could .

One time I was out with a boyfriend at a restaurant and the hostess

made a comment about how sweet it was that he (the b/f) was taking his

" little sister " out to eat. I found this comment particularly

humorous because he was African American and 6'4 " , while I'm 4'2 " (I

found out at the doctor last week that I'm an inch taller than I've

been telling people...lol) and about as white as they come. The

hostess realized her mistake when she looked down at my amused face

and quickly apologized.

I also absolutely love it when I go to get in my car at a crowded

parking lot or when I hop out of the car at a busy gas station. The

look of utter bewilderment on people's faces is priceless!

A few times I've gone out grocery shopping in gym clothes and been

asked where my mother is. I get some pretty shocked looks when I say

I don't have a clue, but she's probably at home. Although, usually by

then the store employee has realized their mistake.

It's funny that Sharon (I think it was) said that she'd never been

carded in a bar, because neither have I. My family took me to Vegas

for my 21st birthday last summer after the convention, and I expected

to be carded everywhere I went, but I wasn't asked for I.D. once. I

guess they figure that if you're ballsy enough to sit down and start

playing or walk into a bar and ask for a drink, you must be old enough

to do it.

[Guest guest]

Hillary-

> I guess they figure that if you're ballsy enough

> to sit down and start playing or walk into a bar

> and ask for a drink, you must be old enough to do

> it.

EXACTLY! By the way, I LOVED the " little sister " story...I think

that's the best one yet! <G> Maybe either you or he were

adopted....<VBG>.

-Sharon-

Just an RSS kid who grew up

[Guest guest]

I love that you guys are sharing all these funny stories with us. It

is such a pick-me-up. You all are so funny and have such a great

outlook on life! I can't wait to meet you guys in a few weeks!

Jodi R.

> Hi Everyone,

> , Kim, Kate and Sharon's stories all brought back so many

memories

> that I thought I'd share a few of my own humorous RSS stories.

>

> When I first got to college, I was frequently asked if I was a child

> genius..lol...I usually told them yes . Now that my face looks a

> little older and I also dress more age appropriatley, I don't get

that

> question anymore, but it was fun to play with people's minds while I

> could .

>

> One time I was out with a boyfriend at a restaurant and the hostess

> made a comment about how sweet it was that he (the b/f) was taking

his

> " little sister " out to eat. I found this comment particularly

> humorous because he was African American and 6'4 " , while I'm 4'2 " (I

> found out at the doctor last week that I'm an inch taller than I've

> been telling people...lol) and about as white as they come. The

> hostess realized her mistake when she looked down at my amused face

> and quickly apologized.

>

> I also absolutely love it when I go to get in my car at a crowded

> parking lot or when I hop out of the car at a busy gas station. The

> look of utter bewilderment on people's faces is priceless!

>

> A few times I've gone out grocery shopping in gym clothes and been

> asked where my mother is. I get some pretty shocked looks when I

say

> I don't have a clue, but she's probably at home. Although, usually

by

> then the store employee has realized their mistake.

>

> It's funny that Sharon (I think it was) said that she'd never been

> carded in a bar, because neither have I. My family took me to Vegas

> for my 21st birthday last summer after the convention, and I

expected

> to be carded everywhere I went, but I wasn't asked for I.D. once. I

> guess they figure that if you're ballsy enough to sit down and start

> playing or walk into a bar and ask for a drink, you must be old

enough

> to do it.