Re: CHAT -- Why men are happier

[Guest guest]

LOL!!! TRUE, HOW TRUE!!!!

> Here is a joke a friend sent me about why men are happier

> people.

>

> Hope you enjoy it.

>

> WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

>

> What do you expect from such simple creatures?

> Your last name stays put.

> The garage is all yours.

> Wedding plans take care of themselves.

> Chocolate is just another snack.

> You can be president.

> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

> You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

> Car mechanics tell you the truth.

> The world is your urinal.

> You never have to drive to another gas station because this

> one's just too icky.

> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a

> bolt.

> Same work, more pay.

> Wrinkles add character.

> Wedding dress -- $5000; tux rental -- $100.

> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

> New shoes don' t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

> One mood, ALL the time.

> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

> You know stuff about tanks.

> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

> You can open all your own jars.

> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your

friend.

> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

> You almost never have strap problems in public.

> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

> Everything on your face stays its original color.

> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

> You only have to shave your face and neck.

> You can play with toys all your life.

> Your belly usually hides your big hips.

> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can " do "

> your nails

> with a pocketknife.

> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December

> 24, in 45

> minutes. No wonder men are happier!