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I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if they

don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do that

again "

That's my proposed revision.

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I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if they

don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do that

again "

That's my proposed revision.

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Why Zoey, whatever are you talking about. You know I wouldn't do such a thing.

Flo

> ** Original Subject: RE: Need Manual Revision

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> ** Original Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 12:15:07 -0700

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> FLO , you didn't... Did you???? lol

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Why Zoey, whatever are you talking about. You know I wouldn't do such a thing.

Flo

> ** Original Subject: RE: Need Manual Revision

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> ** Original Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 12:15:07 -0700

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> FLO , you didn't... Did you???? lol

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Poor Pitiful Flo,

If you would go to bed at a decent hour things like this wouldn't

happen. My downfall has been salsa. Thought I really over did it the other day.

There is this one Mexican Restaurant that has the best chips and salsa. WOW!!!!

The salsa is real mild and it tastes

so good and the chips are light and crispy and not greasy...... Gotta go

now...El Rancho Grande is calling me!!!!!!

Love,

Genz

florence@... wrote:

> I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

>

> " Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

>

> Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if

they don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do

that again "

>

> That's my proposed revision.

>

> Anonymous

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Poor Pitiful Flo,

If you would go to bed at a decent hour things like this wouldn't

happen. My downfall has been salsa. Thought I really over did it the other day.

There is this one Mexican Restaurant that has the best chips and salsa. WOW!!!!

The salsa is real mild and it tastes

so good and the chips are light and crispy and not greasy...... Gotta go

now...El Rancho Grande is calling me!!!!!!

Love,

Genz

florence@... wrote:

> I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

>

> " Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

>

> Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if

they don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do

that again "

>

> That's my proposed revision.

>

> Anonymous

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Flo,

I am ROLLLLINNNNGGG Over here lady! That is too funny!

MIchelle

--- florence@... wrote:

> I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It

> would go something like this.

>

> " Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been

> post-op for nearly six months should not consume a

> piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

> and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a

> Citrucel chaser, then go to bed expecting to feel

> well and sleep.

>

> Those who do the above will be recommended for a

> psychiatric evaluation if they don't curl up and die

> in their beds while groaning that they will never do

> that again "

>

> That's my proposed revision.

>

> Anonymous

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Flo,

I am ROLLLLINNNNGGG Over here lady! That is too funny!

MIchelle

--- florence@... wrote:

> I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It

> would go something like this.

>

> " Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been

> post-op for nearly six months should not consume a

> piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

> and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a

> Citrucel chaser, then go to bed expecting to feel

> well and sleep.

>

> Those who do the above will be recommended for a

> psychiatric evaluation if they don't curl up and die

> in their beds while groaning that they will never do

> that again "

>

> That's my proposed revision.

>

> Anonymous

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Flo, you're my hero!!!!!

love,

Sperb

>>> florence@... 11/20/00 11:05AM >>>

I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if they

don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do that

again "

That's my proposed revision.

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Flo, you're my hero!!!!!

love,

Sperb

>>> florence@... 11/20/00 11:05AM >>>

I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if they

don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do that

again "

That's my proposed revision.

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Flo,

I am dying here.. uncontrollable laughter.

Now I see you are not invincible, dear Flo.

No more rye and jelly, huh?

Sorry you was sick, Sweetie!

Duh!

Trudy

RE: Need Manual Revision

I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if

they don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do

that again "

That's my proposed revision.

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Flo,

I am dying here.. uncontrollable laughter.

Now I see you are not invincible, dear Flo.

No more rye and jelly, huh?

Sorry you was sick, Sweetie!

Duh!

Trudy

RE: Need Manual Revision

I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like this.

" Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with butter

and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser, then go to bed

expecting to feel well and sleep.

Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if

they don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will never do

that again "

That's my proposed revision.

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gotta save this one for future references :)

kathy-nc

At 02:05 PM 11/20/00 -0500, you wrote:

>I'd like to propose a revision to the manual. It would go something like

this.

>

> " Following Mini Gastric Bypass, those who have been post-op for nearly six

months should not consume a piece of home made rye bread slathered with

butter and pineapple preserves at 2:40 am along with a Citrucel chaser,

then go to bed expecting to feel well and sleep.

>

>Those who do the above will be recommended for a psychiatric evaluation if

they don't curl up and die in their beds while groaning that they will

never do that again "

>

>That's my proposed revision.

>

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