Exercise... is it worth it?

[Guest guest]

This cracked me up, thought some of you might enjoy it too!

The PHAT chick

Other ways to look at exercise:

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute

to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to send an additional 5 months

in a nursing home at $5ooo per month.

2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She is 97

now, and we dont know where the heck she is.

3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy

breathing again.

4. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a

pound. Apparently you have to show up.

5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm

doing.

6. I don't exercise at all. If God had meant for us to touch our toes, he

would have put them further up on our bodies.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least:

11. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

[Guest guest]

I love it!!

On Sun, 03 Dec 2000 04:18:10 EST cindypants@... writes:

> This cracked me up, thought some of you might enjoy it too!

>

> The PHAT chick

>

> Other ways to look at exercise:

>

> 1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add

> one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to send

> an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5ooo per month.

>

> 2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

> She is 97 now, and we dont know where the heck she is.

>

> 3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear

> heavy breathing again.

>

> 4. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't

> lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

>

> 5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures

> out what I'm doing.

>

> 6. I don't exercise at all. If God had meant for us to touch our

> toes, he would have put them further up on our bodies.

>

> 7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who

> annoy me.

>

> 8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

>

> 9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

>

> 10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small

> country.

>

> And last but not least:

>

> 11. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

OMG is that funny!

Sperb

>>> cindypants@... 12/03/00 01:18AM >>>

This cracked me up, thought some of you might enjoy it too!

The PHAT chick

Other ways to look at exercise:

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute

to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to send an additional 5 months

in a nursing home at $5ooo per month.

2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She is 97

now, and we dont know where the heck she is.

3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy

breathing again.

4. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a

pound. Apparently you have to show up.

5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm

doing.

6. I don't exercise at all. If God had meant for us to touch our toes, he

would have put them further up on our bodies.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least:

11. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.