Guest guest Posted August 26, 2001 Report Share Posted August 26, 2001 Subject: Track Records > Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his > track record. " In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them! " > > Another horse breaks in, " Well in the last 27 races, I've won 20!! " > > " Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29! " says another, > flicking his tail. > > At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there > listening. " I don't mean to boast, " says the greyhound, " but in my last 91 > races, I've won 89 of them! " > > The horses are clearly amazed. " Wow! " says one, after a hushed silence. " A > talking dog. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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