Guest guest Posted August 26, 2001 Report Share Posted August 26, 2001 (sorry for the endless jokes - another group I'm on seem to be on a roll this evening! Caroline) The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: " you used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: " then you used to kiss me. " Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: " then you used to bite my neck " Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. " Where are you going? " she asked. " To get my teeth! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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