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Just more fun facts:

On my news they showed that a child was born at 12:34:56 on 7/8/09. If you really look, that is 123456789. I guess that child will be a 10:) LOL

Subject: Fwd: fact hee heeTo: Breathe-Support Date: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 4:45 PM

HERE IS A REAL FACT

AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 7TH OF AUGUST THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE:

04:05:06 07-08-09

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!!

(I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this)

;-)

Aren't you glad you are in my address book?

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on but she managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into

the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices

that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver

'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me

drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

And what if something should happen?' protests the driver,

wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in

behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after

exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to

125 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver.

but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, Dear God,

I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop

approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his

motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's

stopped a limo going a hundred and twenty five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the

cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the F * * ing Pope as a chauffeur!'

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---------- Forwarded message ----------To: Date: Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:43:06 +0100Subject: Fw: fact

Fw: fact

HERE IS A REAL FACT

AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 7TH OF AUGUST THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE:

04:05:06 07-08-09

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!!

(I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this)

;-)

Aren't you glad you are in my address book?

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on but she managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into

the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices

that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver

'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me

drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

And what if something should happen?' protests the driver,

wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in

behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after

exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to

125 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver.

but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, Dear God,

I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop

approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his

motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's

stopped a limo going a hundred and twenty five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the

cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the F * * ing Pope as a chauffeur!'

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