Re: FW: Lawyer with a heart....

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MangoMan you are sooooo bad!!!! ROFLMFAOand I sure needed the giggle!Dyane Phoenix IPF 02>> > > > > > > > > > > > #yiv540441123 p.MsoNormal> {margin-left:7.5pt;}> > > > > > > > > -> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Lawyer with a heart'> > One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.> > Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.> > He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'> > 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor> man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'> > 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and> I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.> > 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They> are over there, under that tree.'> > 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.> > Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'> > The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But> sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'> > 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered > > They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.> > Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'> > 'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'> > The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.> > You'll really love my place.> > The grass is almost a foot high.' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message.> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.5.392 / Virus Database: 270.13.42/2278 - Release Date: 08/02/09 17:56:00>