FW: Fwd:Guess I'll be saying thank you a lot

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> > > > > Today's Lesson : Another acronym ...

> > > > > ARE YOU A B.I.T.C.H.?

> > > > >Some friends were sitting at the bar talking

> > > > >about their professions.

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> > > > >The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you

> > > > >know... Young, Urban,

> > > > >Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,

> > > > >Ecologist "

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> > > > >The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K., you

> > > > >know... Double Income, No

> > > > >Kids. "

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> > > > >The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B., you

> > > > >know... Rich, Urban, Biker. "

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> > > > >They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are

> > > > >you?' "

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> > > > >She replies: " I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...

> > > > >Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc. "

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> > > > >A second gal answers their question before

> > > > >they even ask

> > > > > " B.I.T.C.H. "

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> > > > >What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in

> > > > >unison.

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> > > > > " Babe In Total Control of Herself. "

> > > > >So ladies, next time somebody calls you a

> > > > > " Bitch " - SMILE... and say

> > > > > " Thank You!! "

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> > > > >MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY

> > > > >WOMEN AS YOU KNOW

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